Hello, I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth – when I say planet earth, I mean the US.

— Juli Ana (@maysee_ven) January 4, 2019

Well, now. I’m the police tech who can miraculously ‘enhance’ that grainy bit of CCTV footage and zoom in so that you can see the killer’s reflection in the victim’s wedding ring. Everything will be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I’ll never hit ‘ENTER’.

— Brain in a Jar (@BlackWyvernArts) January 3, 2019

Hello. I’m a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keys extremely fast then shouting ‘I’m in!’ All the while this is happening green text will be projected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.

— Chris Hollis (@Chrishollis11) January 4, 2019

I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a full four course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, bolts down two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. do I just throw the rest away? nobody knows https://t.co/8cIwPsFGcI

— new year, same shrill (@theshrillest) January 3, 2019

Hi, I’m a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvenient time while I experience my first and very painful contraction. Very soon I push a 3 month old out in one screaming heave. Baby is miraculously not attached to anything.

— LauraS (@mslaurasawesome) January 5, 2019

Hello, I'm the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of every building in Paris

— PS (@rimeswithcya) January 5, 2019

Hi, i’m a ‘nerdy’ girl in your local high school, you probably haven’t noticed me because i wear glasses & my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for the prom, i take off the glasses & let my hair down (literally) then you see my ‘true beauty’

— Darryl Gibney (@DarrylGibney) January 4, 2019

I’m a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I’m gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat, and looks 40.

— Gina Masullo Chen (@GinaMChen) January 5, 2019

I'm a military radar technician in a movie and I don't exist until I say "sir, you'd better take a look at this" and then I'm never seen or heard from again.

— Nik V. (@nikvande) January 4, 2019

Hi, I'm your wacky next door neighbor. I run over to your house whenever I want, shouting "Have you heard the news? Turn on the tv!" Miraculously, it's always on the right channel at the precise moment the story is breaking.

— DC Working Girl 2.0 (@DCWorkingGirl) January 5, 2019

Hello, I'm the city of Vancouver in the movie. I always double for another major city and never get to play myself.

— Josh Goring (@whoisjken) January 5, 2019

Hello, I’m a nurse in a movie. I sit at the desk and know nothing but visiting hours, and the location of every patient and doctor in the hospital.

— politinurse (@politinurse) January 4, 2019

Hello, I am a reporter in a movie. I have access to a computer that can cross-reference otherwise private databases to track down sources. Ultimately I crack the story wide open by seeing the villain in an old newspaper photograph on microfilm from the newspaper's library.

— Greg Bensinger (@GregBensinger) January 4, 2019

I'm a detective in a movie who needs to ask you, a professor in a movie, a few questions. I arrive at your class just as you make your point, a bell rings, and you yell at your students about their reading/homework. A student clutches a binder to her chest and glances up at me.

— Henningham Family Press (@HenninghamPress) January 2, 2019

Hello, I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth – when I say planet earth, I mean the US.

— Juli Ana (@maysee_ven) January 4, 2019

Well, now. I’m the police tech who can miraculously ‘enhance’ that grainy bit of CCTV footage and zoom in so that you can see the killer’s reflection in the victim’s wedding ring. Everything will be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I’ll never hit ‘ENTER’.

— Brain in a Jar (@BlackWyvernArts) January 3, 2019

Hello. I’m a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keys extremely fast then shouting ‘I’m in!’ All the while this is happening green text will be projected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.

— Chris Hollis (@Chrishollis11) January 4, 2019

I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a full four course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, bolts down two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. do I just throw the rest away? nobody knows https://t.co/8cIwPsFGcI

— new year, same shrill (@theshrillest) January 3, 2019

Hi, I’m a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvenient time while I experience my first and very painful contraction. Very soon I push a 3 month old out in one screaming heave. Baby is miraculously not attached to anything.

— LauraS (@mslaurasawesome) January 5, 2019

Hello, I'm the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of every building in Paris

— PS (@rimeswithcya) January 5, 2019

Hi, i’m a ‘nerdy’ girl in your local high school, you probably haven’t noticed me because i wear glasses & my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for the prom, i take off the glasses & let my hair down (literally) then you see my ‘true beauty’

— Darryl Gibney (@DarrylGibney) January 4, 2019

I’m a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I’m gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat, and looks 40.

— Gina Masullo Chen (@GinaMChen) January 5, 2019

I'm a military radar technician in a movie and I don't exist until I say "sir, you'd better take a look at this" and then I'm never seen or heard from again.

— Nik V. (@nikvande) January 4, 2019

Hi, I'm your wacky next door neighbor. I run over to your house whenever I want, shouting "Have you heard the news? Turn on the tv!" Miraculously, it's always on the right channel at the precise moment the story is breaking.

— DC Working Girl 2.0 (@DCWorkingGirl) January 5, 2019

Hello, I'm the city of Vancouver in the movie. I always double for another major city and never get to play myself.

— Josh Goring (@whoisjken) January 5, 2019

Hello, I’m a nurse in a movie. I sit at the desk and know nothing but visiting hours, and the location of every patient and doctor in the hospital.

— politinurse (@politinurse) January 4, 2019

Hello, I am a reporter in a movie. I have access to a computer that can cross-reference otherwise private databases to track down sources. Ultimately I crack the story wide open by seeing the villain in an old newspaper photograph on microfilm from the newspaper's library.

— Greg Bensinger (@GregBensinger) January 4, 2019

I'm a detective in a movie who needs to ask you, a professor in a movie, a few questions. I arrive at your class just as you make your point, a bell rings, and you yell at your students about their reading/homework. A student clutches a binder to her chest and glances up at me.

— Henningham Family Press (@HenninghamPress) January 2, 2019